The Naked Nerd

Carving a good pumpkin at Halloween time, don’t expect any good tips from me. Every time I’ve tried to do a pumpkin, it ended up looking like a fuckin Freddy Kruger murder victim. It sort of bums me out, because I have some pretty cool ideas. As we all know stupid fingers plus good ideas equal shit. Now if you’re an untalented, ham fisted, die hard pumpkin carving fan like myself. Don’t fret, there’s hope for us still. Thank you internet for online pumpkin carving, yes even I can now the joys of carving the perfect pumpkin. Since I’m a cheap bastard I don’t have to spend all that cash on real pumpkins to come up with my perfect pumpkin. No mess either, because I’d need a whole platoon of pumpkin sacrifices to come up with something half way decent. Edward Scissorhands move over, there’s a new mutilator in town. Now for some pretty funky shit going down in the world.

The Dutch one up on America in supporting the troops, sending Prostitutes to help boost moral.

The Mark Foley syndrome, yet another case found.

Yet another politician who is a pillar of his community.

Bad news if you’re planning on living beyond 2050.

According to Rush Limbaugh, Michael J. Fox is faking in his commercial supporting stem cell research. You can read the story here, and see the commercial here.